Today, I was sitting down to dinner with the family when our door bell rang. We answered to find a man who wanted to know if we owned a black Ford Escort. I told him that I did and was immediately accused of performing a hit and run on his boat.
We were able to quickly resolve that my car had been stolen while it was trashing his boat and exchanged information.
So now I know what the “dinosaur claw mark†is. The tear was caused by a protruding brake-light housing on my neighbors boat trailer.
