The Rabenstranger

Today I found a bullet in the powdered milk I was putting into a silo. The bullet was a .32 caliber and had obviously been fired.

Our quality assurance team is investigating why there is spent ammunition in our raw materials.

Gah! I just found out Jonathan Coulton was playing a show tonight in Seattle. It probably ended a couple of hours ago.

Why can’t I find out about these things a week in advance rather than shortly after they occur?

I am disgusted that in my first national election there is not a single candidate on the ballot that I believe will make my country, state or city a better place. In all cases I am merely voting for the lesser schmuck in an attempt to slow the decline of my freedoms.