No, Mr. Beer... I only had two Offishers...
According to Matt Drudge Representative Patrick Kennedy son of Senator Ted Kennedy smashed into a police barricade at 2:45 EST this morning. The officers present state that when he exited the car he was staggering and clearly under the influence of alcohol.
Rep. Kennedy claims "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident."
Sure Pat, we believe you. Everyone knows that the Kennedys would never think of drinking a substance as degrading as alcohol. Just because your family built its fortune on illegal moonshining doesn't mean you aren't superior aristocrats. We all know that you the Kennedys operate on a moral plane far higher than the rank and file peasants that make up the citzenry of their country.
NOT!
Apparently, the Capital Police are going to run a cover up. We just couldn't have Washington's Golden Boys getting arrested for a DWI.
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I've heard of DUI but what's DWI? Is that like when you're double drunk? :P I wish my brain worked.
In most places a DUI and DWI are the same thing, meaning Driving Under the Influence and Driving While Influenced respectively.
Some jurisdictions use DUI when describing intoxicated drivers under the legal .08 limit and DWI to describe those above the limit.
AMEN!! I thought this sounded a little fishy!
*Snickers* Interesting...
Thanks for the song. Very nice!
yeah - these political celebrities get away with everything. this is ALMOST as bad as Rush Limbaugh's doctor shopping and popping oxycontin, isn't it?
yep! awful...just awful!
Sometimes I hate politics...
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