Boycott Earthday!
Earth day is a title shared by two celebrations observed on the vernal equinox and April 22nd.
Today I boycotted the first. The day after tomorrow I will ignore the other.
Why am I taking such a harsh line?
Because this year the earth has been unkind to us.
We had a horrid Tsunami to start off the year. It killed an estimated 230,000 people and displaced more than a million and a half people.
It sent a long serious of devasting hurricanes Dennis, Emily, Katrina, Rita and Wilma. Katrina caused $75 billion in damages and killed more than 1,600 people. It was more than twice as destructive as any othe storm in U.S. history. The others weren't anything to laugh at either.
"Mother" Earth also lashed out with the Kashmir Earthquake which killed more than 90,000 people in Pakistan, India and Afganistan.
We need to take a hard line with the Earth to punish her for being so cruel. Let's all go out and drive around in our SUV's, do some strip mining, clear cut a few forests and generally loot the planets resources.
Maybe if we show our disapproval strongly enough. Mother Earth will get the message and start being a little nicer.
Today I boycotted the first. The day after tomorrow I will ignore the other.
Why am I taking such a harsh line?
Because this year the earth has been unkind to us.
We had a horrid Tsunami to start off the year. It killed an estimated 230,000 people and displaced more than a million and a half people.
It sent a long serious of devasting hurricanes Dennis, Emily, Katrina, Rita and Wilma. Katrina caused $75 billion in damages and killed more than 1,600 people. It was more than twice as destructive as any othe storm in U.S. history. The others weren't anything to laugh at either.
"Mother" Earth also lashed out with the Kashmir Earthquake which killed more than 90,000 people in Pakistan, India and Afganistan.
We need to take a hard line with the Earth to punish her for being so cruel. Let's all go out and drive around in our SUV's, do some strip mining, clear cut a few forests and generally loot the planets resources.
Maybe if we show our disapproval strongly enough. Mother Earth will get the message and start being a little nicer.
6 Comments:
You have my support. I'm going to burn some tires this weekend.
I'll go displant some trees....
Don't forget to eat red meat, too. That's the "new thing" that "causes global warming". Whatever
-Coie
Interesting!
Hey, Be careful dude,
remember who is in Charge of mother earth. Don't dis Him man, He has a plan.
But I agree, I dislike earth day in every way. Especially all the news footage, and "Earth day Groupies" That feel so strongly about it.
Well, I'm gonna go "Hug a Tree" ;)
ha,ha,ha, just kidding.
Woody
Thank you allf or a good laugh. There is always something good here to ponder and something to make me smile.
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