Belly-Button Transplant
Today, I had to watch Zach and Maddie for a bit while Mom drove one of Mason's friends home.
We went down into the basement where my little sister picked up a revolver and shot me for no reason while Zach and I waited behind a table to ambush some bandits. I promptly died thereby spurring my Zach to find some medicine to bring me back to life. He found the medicine but instead of applying it in the normal way he decided that my hair looked thirsty and poured it on my head. Of course this worked splendidly and I popped back to life immediately. Unfortunately, the medicine turned out to be poison and after dying again, I had to retaliate.
My retaliation consisted of an emergengy gut replacement being performed on Zach. The surgery required that the patient be restrained, his belly-button unscrewed with a large plastic screw driver and all his guts being pulled out with large plastic pliers. After the offending tissue was removed I replaced all his normal organs with Duplo bricks. The patient found the procedure to be extremely ticklish and in between peels of laughter he begged for mercy, insisting that the medicine wasn't poison after all.
The surgery was a resounding success. The patient recovered fully and began assaulting me with a katana and a pirate dagger. I beat a strategic retreat to my room. Two minutes later Zach was complaining that nobody was playing with him.
That all might have sounded a wee bit confusing but who said being a kid was simple?
We went down into the basement where my little sister picked up a revolver and shot me for no reason while Zach and I waited behind a table to ambush some bandits. I promptly died thereby spurring my Zach to find some medicine to bring me back to life. He found the medicine but instead of applying it in the normal way he decided that my hair looked thirsty and poured it on my head. Of course this worked splendidly and I popped back to life immediately. Unfortunately, the medicine turned out to be poison and after dying again, I had to retaliate.
My retaliation consisted of an emergengy gut replacement being performed on Zach. The surgery required that the patient be restrained, his belly-button unscrewed with a large plastic screw driver and all his guts being pulled out with large plastic pliers. After the offending tissue was removed I replaced all his normal organs with Duplo bricks. The patient found the procedure to be extremely ticklish and in between peels of laughter he begged for mercy, insisting that the medicine wasn't poison after all.
The surgery was a resounding success. The patient recovered fully and began assaulting me with a katana and a pirate dagger. I beat a strategic retreat to my room. Two minutes later Zach was complaining that nobody was playing with him.
That all might have sounded a wee bit confusing but who said being a kid was simple?
9 Comments:
I don't Know, your sister looks to cute to be a "bad Guy"?
At least your death was a little more civilized, Mine usually consists of being shot, then being, in a word "dog-piled". They take no consideration as to my well being, or if I need surgery to remove the "bullet/arrow! HA,ha, Have fun!
Haha that sounds fun.
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I have another one if you would like to read it. Just the prologue right now, but I think that maybe it could use some more reality in it, it being a fantasy type writing.
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Thanks.
Sounds like you had a lot of fun.
:) You crack me up!
That was a funny story. I was laughing the whole way through. I saw you on Woody's blog, and I thought that your hair remedy thing was funny, and like funny guys, so I came to your blog and it's halerious. How many times have you died, exactly?
Oh, I take that back, my most recent deaths, have been from "Light-Saber" wounds. Yup, they were finally old enough to watch starwars, and I have been dying ever since.
HAVE Fun!
:) Same here.
ROFL!!! :D Oh, wow, sounds like you had a lot of fun! My little sisters never kill me, though it sounds like an interesting experience to be sure... mainly, you see, they just play with Polly Pockets and pretend that they are horses. :)
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