Top Seven

I was tagged by Jennifer.

Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1) Write a novel or few.
2) Marry someone I love.
3) Own my own home and maybe a few investment properties.
4) Have lots of kids.
5) Train up said children to be strong Christians and good citizens.
6) Get my bachelors degree.
7) Write a will.

Seven things I can do:
1) Fix my own computer
2) Make my liberal professors look like idiots (I usually exercise restraint though).
3) Update my blog regularly.
4) Work with kids.
5) Dislocate and relocate my thumb.
6) Read.
7) Legally purchase a rifle.

Seven tings I cannot do:
1) Sing.
2) Dance.
3) Legally purchase a handgun.
4) Whistle.
5) Drive.
6) Acrobatics.
7) Anything else that requires co-ordination.

Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex (godliness is a given):
1) A nice figure. Hey, don't be surprised, my body produces hormones just fine.
2) Intelligence.
3) Good conversation skills.
4) Cooking skills.
5) Love for children.
6) Practicality.
7) Respect for and good relationship with parents.

Seven things I say most often:
1) Greetings.
2) Indeed.
3) Oooooh, shiny!
4) Indeed.
5) I see.
6) Just a minute.
7) I'll do it later.

Seven celebrities I would like crushed (Note: This is metaphorically crushed. I am not advocating people running down celebries in their SUVs):
1) Hillary Rotten Clinton a.k.a. The Hildebeast
2) Ted Kennedy
3) George Clooney
4) Johnny Depp
5) Marilyn Manson
6) Ozzie
7) Cindy Sheehan

Five people who should do this:

Hmm, it seems that most everyone has already done this.
1) Anna Speck
2) Christy
3) EJB
4) AritaL
5) TBQelite
6) The Pickle