A Pox on Spam!
It is hereby declared by the Grand Pooh-Bah of the Completely Unknown Region that:
I am fed up with spam, snail-mail, email, blog etc..
As a reflection of my utter abhorrence for the spam filth, it is hereby declared by Order of the Grand Pooh-Bah of The Entirely Unknown Region that:
It is time for some, focused, corporate hating, in the grand tradition of George Orwell. It is ordered that all the Citizens and Peons in the Completely Unknown Region shall under threat of an unspecified, but undeniably ominous retribution, gather together to concentrate their combined Hate against the institution of Spam for Two Minutes at 1300 PST. All foreigners who wish to participate in the Two Minutes of Hate are welcome to do so.
While the Grand Pooh-Bah has according to his Fearful Pooh-Bahness granted the Citizens and Peons in the Completely Unknown Region the privilege of Free Style Hatred, he has, in his abundant benevolence, provided the following suggestions for Hateful thoughts:
A Digital Pox on Spam Servers!
May the fan on the processor that spawned this filth stop!
Hate Spam! Hate Spam! Hate Spam!
Please note suggestions for more Hateful thoughts may be submitted to the Ministry of Unkindness by clicking the link labeled “Comments” below.
5 Comments:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Where did you get that gross picture of the bumps?
Spam hater's everywhere unite!
Under the banner of the "Pox On You" Organization, we can show the denizens of the internet of our true hatred for spam.
Whoa! What in the world is that chicken cursed with? I agree on spam!
*loud hysterical laughter*
This is good. This is very good. So much better than an article on avian flu - which is where I thought you were going when I saw that poor chicken!
*more laughing*
Oh, yeah, I heard about the bird flu stuff.
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