Freaky
I learned something today that really freaked me out. The governor of my state is turning the Governor's Mansion into Wonka's Chocholate Factory . She will be dressing up as Willy Wonka and handing out chocholate for Halloween. According to the official press release, Gregoire is setting aside the front porch of the Mansion as a “everybody’s non-pullutionary, anti-institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun”.
This sounds like something Michael Jackson would do. Not to mention the fact that the woman looks like a Vampire.
As most of you know I am rather bitter that she is in the Mansion at all. I believe that the only reason this “scrumpdiddleumptious” (that's a direct quote from the Governor's press release) event is possible is because of massive voting fraud.
Read the official Press Release. (I am not making this up. Note the "governor.wa.gov" address)
11 Comments:
Is this one of those times you do not take candy from strangers?
Oh, my. Is she going to turn the mansion grounds into Neverland Ranch, by any chance?
That's so wrong...
Level of disgust has increased.
LOL @ the vampire comment. Made me giggle.
ha, ah, ha.
Maybe the guards are gonna be oompa Loompas?
AHHHHHHHH! I just got finished reading the link on it. That sounds waaaay too creepy! But winning the golden ticke would be fun. I like tha name The "first gentleman". How weird does that sound?
That is one of the most original things I have heard in a long time. Also known as odd.
hey, voter fraud worked for the republicans in ohio and florida, maybe the democrats need to stoop to their level.
and you know what....its called halloween....its silly and fun.... who really cares?
let it go buddy, lighten up and worry about your own costume.
oh, and quit taking yourself so seriously. jesus. you christians can't have any fun.
Virtual,
I don't think it's necessary to be overly concerned about the candy. Gereoire wouldn't poison children, while dead people often vote in Washinton, they don't pay taxes.
There's a sign on my front door for Halloween:
"Kiddies: Leave all the goodies on the doorstep and no one will get hurt"
Hooah!
I scrolled around your blog and concluded you are indeed a very clever fellow! Regarding this post, Gereoire rather disturbingly resembles Hillary Clinton. Your governor said: "Hurry! We have so much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it." Let's reverse it: "We have so little to do and so much time!" Sounds a bit like the Mad Hatter.
I've been to your state. We were in Redmond many years ago when my husband was in the army. Two of my three children were born in Seattle. Washington is an absolutely gorgeous state!
Phantom is pulling your chain! He's really a good guy. Sorry, Phantom. :)
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