Italian Hacker

My previous post as some of you have discovered was written in Italian 1337. I fully intended to post an English translation, however Blogger decided that you guys were not worthy of reading my tale of Italian hackerdom in your native language and ashcanned the translated draft. I know you were all dying to know what it said (which by the way had nothing at all to do with my sisters nonexistent cat) but unfortunately I'm to lazy to translate it.

If you would like to translate it yourself first change all the 4's to a's, the 3's to e's, the | to i's, the 1 to l's, the 7's to t's and the 0's to o's and then paste into and translate with the Google Translator.