The Campaign
I have finally graduated and it is time that I begin an earnest search for a job in my chosen field. With all the governments, organizations and slimy bureaucracies out there, there must be an opening for an Assistant Dictator somewhere.
I have developed a multi prong strategy to accelerate my ascension to influence. My plan includes the construction of a detailed resume, advertising my views on the prevailing issues, compiling a list of possible job openings, and networking with politicians, egomaniacs and, best of all, compassionate autocrats.
My goal is to find a principled and moral dictator whom I can assist in spreading freedom, strength and benevolence while we conquer territory for niftiness. It is my belief that, as our world slides down the slippery slope to a socialistic Brave New World, it is critical that visionaries create havens for sane and independent people who desire to escape the herd of sheeple.
Additionally, I am looking to fill positions in my dictatorial aid team. I am currently accepting applicants. You can send your resume to the email address provided below.
Hopefully, in the near future my blog will be filled with fascinating essays that brilliantly advocate my positions on current subjects of morality and policy, progress reports on my research and detailed narratives of my rise to greatness
If you have any ideas regarding open positions, political tactics or just happen to be bored feel free to email me at rabenstrange@gmail.com.
I have developed a multi prong strategy to accelerate my ascension to influence. My plan includes the construction of a detailed resume, advertising my views on the prevailing issues, compiling a list of possible job openings, and networking with politicians, egomaniacs and, best of all, compassionate autocrats.
My goal is to find a principled and moral dictator whom I can assist in spreading freedom, strength and benevolence while we conquer territory for niftiness. It is my belief that, as our world slides down the slippery slope to a socialistic Brave New World, it is critical that visionaries create havens for sane and independent people who desire to escape the herd of sheeple.
Additionally, I am looking to fill positions in my dictatorial aid team. I am currently accepting applicants. You can send your resume to the email address provided below.
Hopefully, in the near future my blog will be filled with fascinating essays that brilliantly advocate my positions on current subjects of morality and policy, progress reports on my research and detailed narratives of my rise to greatness
If you have any ideas regarding open positions, political tactics or just happen to be bored feel free to email me at rabenstrange@gmail.com.
3 Comments:
"It is my belief that, as our world slides down the slippery slope to a socialistic Brave New World, it is critical that visionaries create havens for sane and independent people who desire to escape the heard of sheeple."
Great line.
Good luck finding a job!
Thanks for the thoughts you put on my blog. I think I'll print it and say it in class. I'd probably get booted out. :<) But it would sure be fun!
You need to get business cards from important people to attach to your resume to make yourself look more important that you really are. People down here were impressed with my business card from Greg Nickels (mayor of Seattle for those who don't know) that I found in the back of the print shop. As for the job openings I'm always looking for some freelance consulting work.
Also, my employable job skills have been expanded now to include: smiling at people, pointing in non-offensive ways, lifting heavy things, personal trainer, identifying hazardous chemicals, mixing drinks, sloughing work onto other people, waiting in long lines when necessary and most importantly getting away with cutting into really long lines so that I don’t have a really long wait for whatever I’m queuing for at the time.
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