An Insight into the Male Mind

An Insight into the Male Mind.
For the ladies among my readers. (On second, thought the ladies will probably be disgusted/confused by this. Oh well.)

Hopefully this will deter you from considering dating for awhile at least. And yes, all guys are like this, just not when the ladies are around. Anyways a recent IM conversation between Shadow Walker and I, modified slightly for continuity:

[20:24] schattunjager: Poke

[21:45] Rabenstrange: poke

[21:46] schattunjager: *dodge*

[21:46] schattunjager: So, how's college???

[21:46] Rabenstrange: what is up with you

[21:46] schattunjager: Waiting for class to be done

[21:46] schattunjager: oh, urbandictionary.com

[21:47] Rabenstrange: college is getting less sucky as i finish projects

[21:47] schattunjager: at UD, nput Qatari Intellectual

[21:47] schattunjager: Well, of course. That hgood feeling of being done is in effect

[21:48] Rabenstrange: sorry about the slow type speed, im typng with one hand

[21:48] schattunjager: Iudnerstandable

[21:48] schattunjager: stupid screen is blocked again

[21:49] schattunjager: where's your otehr hand, and be glad I have a clean mind...

[21:49] Rabenstrange: my other hand is occupied with my steak

[21:49] schattunjager: hmmm...steak....

[21:50] Rabenstrange: the fam is out of town so i don’t have to be civilized

[21:50] schattunjager: hahaha

[21:50] schattunjager: you mean, your usual lazy self

[21:50] Rabenstrange: thus eating steak with my hand

[21:50] schattunjager: hmmm...steak....

[21:51] Rabenstrange: while sitting in front of my comp in my underwear

[21:51] schattunjager: That's nice.

[21:51] schattunjager: I am too...just with pants on as well

[21:50] schattunjager: anyways, when do you go to 6 flags?

[21:51] Rabenstrange: i fly out on sat

[21:51] schattunjager: I see

[21:53] Rabenstrange: my steak is gone, im goin to go wash my hand so i can type better

[21:53] schattunjager: indeed

[21:54] Rabenstrange: For as much as I joke about sitting in front of the computer in my undies this is probably the first time I've ever actually done it.

[21:54] schattunjager: What? you mean all those times at the LAN you weren't wearing anything under your pants?!?!

[21:55] Rabenstrange: Underwear and pants are options; you just have to choose one.

[21:55] schattunjager: Eeeewwww

[21:55] Rabenstrange: Although wearing undies with your pants reduces chafing.

[21:56] Rabenstrange: I went paintballing today.

[21:56] Rabenstrange: Got some purty welts.

[21:56] schattunjager: wouldn't know, never tried it

[21:57] schattunjager: oohh..

[21:57] schattunjager: what was the kill/death ratio?

[21:57] Rabenstrange: 2 - 1

[21:58] Rabenstrange: Unfortunately, I moved too late the first round. Got in after the action.

[21:58] schattunjager: I'm leaving

[21:58] schattunjager: See you whenever

[21:58] Rabenstrange: Leaving where?

[21:58] schattunjager: school

[21:58] schattunjager: where did you think I was

[21:58] Rabenstrange: So I'll probably see you on the 18th.

[21:58] Rabenstrange: For much LANage.

[21:58] schattunjager: anyways, bye