90 Reasons to be Indecisive

Reasons to go out with me:

1. I’ll treat you like a lady not an equal.
2. I am mostly cured of my sadistic tendencies.
3. I can fix your computer.
4. I liked Britiny Spears better before the surgeries.
5. I never liked Britiny.
6. I spend money wisely.
7. My accent is undetectable to most people.
8. I don't have an irrational fear of babies or diapers.
9. I've never gotten a class grade lower than a B.
10. I’m not a picky eater.
11. I can swim a mile and I do so on a regular basis.
12. I do all the homework that is necessary to get good grades.
13. I recognize the fact that girls are incomprehensible and will not try to “figure you out.”
14. You can actually read my handwriting.
15. I will wait till we’re married.
16. If you’re worth dating, you’re worth showering with gifts and tokens of my affection.
17. I’ve never been indicted.
18. I try to be logical.
19. I want to have lots of kids, after marriage.
20. Medical evidence proves that I am physically male.
21. I also happen to be psychologically male.
22. I have a mild appreciation for nature and beauty.
23. I can bench 120% of my body weight.
24. If you find my hygiene unacceptable I’ll try to improve.
25. I don’t like to watch TV.
26. I don’t date for entertainment.
27. I’ve been told that I have the potential to be romantic at times.
28. I’ve so far resisted the urge to cheat on my taxes.
29. I’m not overweight.
30. I am not good at talking about feelings.
31. We share the same faith.
32. I promise I won't laugh at your pain, at least not if I can help it.
33. I don’t smoke.
34. I’m not gay.
35. I don’t carry on multiple, concurrent, romantic relationships.
36. I won't trade you in for a newer model.
37. When I date I am actively thinking about future marriage.
38. My morals are based on absolutes given by the Higher Authority.
39. The pliers method worked for removing my warts.
40. If I we can’t make it work I’ll do the right thing and end the relationship.
41. I am easily entertained.
42. I'm always right
43. I will at your face while I talk to you.
44. I can dig deep down and find 45 things wrong with me
45. I'm modest enough to stop at 45

Reasons not to go out with me:

1. I’ll treat you like a lady not an equal.
2. I may not hit back but I’ll get even. Eventually.
3. I’m still a broke college student.
4. My writing skills leave a lot to be desired.
5. I have a tendency to be arrogant.
6. I hate combing my hair, so I shaved it all off.
7. I use video game terminology in every day speech.
8. I don’t appreciate Shakespeare.
9. I probably weigh less than you do. (130 lbs.)
10. I am constantly accused of being insensitive.
11. I will say, “Uh-huh” while I ignore you.
12. There’s probably a reason I’ve never had a girlfriend.
13. I’m an optimist despite realizing the rationality of pessimism.
14. I only speak one language, American.
16. I’m a gun nut.
17. I don't see the point of making my bed.
18. If I had to cook for myself for an extended period I would probably starve.
19. My fashion sense is rather out of tune with that of normal people.
20. I procrastinate.
21. I don't get outside enough.
22. I talk too much.
23. I am a survivalist who thinks it prudent to prepare for coning disasters.
24. I’ll fix it with ducktape.
25. I like to start political arguments.
26. I like to start arguments in general.
27. If you misuse a word I’ll probably point it out.
28. I might be shorter than you.
29. I am a video gamer who thinks that life is spelled L-A-N-P-A-R-T-Y.
30. I think that I am hilarious.
31. I’m a manipulative suck up.
32. I'm not well traveled
33. I don't work well in teams.
34. I'd probably do you more harm then good.
35. I am usually late.
36. I use ( ) marks too much (but not all the time)
37. I have bad posture.
38. I’ll probably forget your birthday, anniversary and other important dates.
39. I can't guarantee that when you get attached to me you won't regret it.
40. I have a short attention span.
41. I am best described as eccentric.
42. I'm always sure that I’m right.
43. If I beat you at anything I’ll probably gloat.
44. Life with me would probably be crazy and confusing.
45. I waste a lot of time filling out stupid lists.