I Hate Mondays

The long weekend is over. I have returned to my daily routine. Once again, time has conspired against me and forced me to endure another Monday.

The primary reason Mondays are inferior to other days is that they end the weekend, forcing workers to resume their work and students to resume their studies. After a long week of toil most people are ready for more than a trivial two days catch up, they want to have time to both relax and reconcile the difference between the pile of things that should be done and the pile of those that are done. To do this would require a far greater time than the mere 48 hours of a standard weekend provide. Weekends should continue as long as they are needed. Mondays prevent this.

While this has been said many times before by many people more intelligent than I, the stated purpose of this blog is to serve as a repository of things about which no one cares enough to listen. Therefore I have formed this post as cheap entertainment for myself.